You might be an Ohioian IF...
--You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction.
--You live less than 20 miles from some college or university
--You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes
--Michigan usually brings a scowl
--You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths
--You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati
--"Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida
--You measure distance in minutes
--Your school classes were canceled because of cold
--Your school classes were canceled because of heat
--You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day
--You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
--You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
--Drinking beer underage is a weekend ritual
--You carry bungee cords in your car
--You know what "pop" is
--Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
--The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports (5 are for local sports)
--You call it Krogers even though it is Kroger
--Girls wear miniskirts with uggs in the winter and complain of it being too cold outside
--You know someone that has a beat up pick-up truck. You also know someone that has a BMW
--You know where Jerry Springer got his start
--The term "3-way" refers to spagghetti topped with chili and cheese
--It can hit 40 degrees in the winter and people can be seen wearing sunglasses and t-shirts
--If you think that the state flower is construction cones
--You refer to everyone girl and boy as "guys" Ex. "Hey you guys!"
--You know who Barnabee Jones was
--You know who Big Chuck and Little John is
--You know who Ernest Ansley is- "Happy, Happy Jesus, Amen"
--You think that Ohio'ns don't have accents
--You cringe when you here the name Art Modell
--You catch yourself humming the Drew Carry show theme song
--You know where Thomas Edisons homestead is, where President Garfield's tomb is, and where the Unground Railroad museum is located, but you haven't been to any of them
--When Ohio is not represented in any playoff, you root for any team that is against Michigan
--You have been to one or all of the Lake Erie Islands
--You have a seasons pass to Cedar Point and Cleveland Metropark zoo
--You know what the "Flats" are
--You get excited when you hear Ohio or Cleveland mentioned on a TV show















Amon's 23rd birthday:
No explanation needed for this one:











Amon


Here is my ever so happy sister:















